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Podcast for the #hallmarkies who are also #hallsnarkies. Love is love, even if it’s aggressively heteronormative made-for-tv Christmas love. Join Tara and Austin as they lovingly snark on the Hallmark Countdown to Christmas movie lineup. Instagram/Facebook @HallmarkSnark or visit HallmarkSnark.com
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Tuesday Dec 01, 2020
Tuesday Dec 01, 2020
A retired park ranger runs a surprise inn into the ground, while his family puts on an immersive theater experience for their two guests.
We are joined by @realdonnywood this week as we snark on Five Star Christmas.
Join us for Episode 12 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
As the result of a head injury during a TWO-MILE, three-legged-wreath-race, Mr. Brian Bright miraculously falls in love with Christmas and his rigid co-host, Ms. Melissa Merry.
And in honor of Snarksgiving week, we are joined by Tara's brother, Seth, and sister in-law, Caroline. Nothing says family like lovingly snarking together.
Join us for Episode 11 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Wednesday Nov 25, 2020
Wednesday Nov 25, 2020
Tara and Austin bring you their definitive rankings for both the Hallmark's Countdown to Christmas and Miracles of Christmas premieres. Whether you need help deciding which movies to catch up or want to argue the veritable merits of The Angel Tree, there's something here for everyone. From our home to yours, we wish you a very merry Snarksgiving!
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Tuesday Nov 24, 2020
Tuesday Nov 24, 2020
Let's be clear - We came for the gay and stayed for the magic. We also humbly demand that Handsome Justice and Marvelous Jim get their own spin off shows.
Join us for Episode 9 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Monday Nov 16, 2020
Monday Nov 16, 2020
The hills are alive with the sound of Christmas Markets and imposter children. You'll definitely want some strudel after watching this Rick Steves adventure through Vienna.
Join us for Episode 8 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Sunday Nov 15, 2020
Sunday Nov 15, 2020
An impulsive internet journalist is convinced that people would rather read about an old ring than take a quiz to find out which reindeer they are. We rooted for the quizzes and sided with the "villainess" boss in this one.
Join us for miniEpisode 7 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Monday Nov 09, 2020
Monday Nov 09, 2020
After a woman clotheslines an unsuspecting man with a Christmas tree, she traps him in her guest house and they come up with the innovative idea to use "video chat" to bring people closer together. Spoiler alert she definitely kisses a man in a christmas sweater in this one.
Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Friday Nov 06, 2020
Friday Nov 06, 2020
App developers show us that extreme Christmas office decor is not safe and that there are a lot of #Hynies out there. Also, meet Snowbow, the totally not terrifying Christmas Clown (trademark pending).
Join us for miniEpisode 5 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Monday Nov 02, 2020
Monday Nov 02, 2020
A plucky nurse/inn keeper's daughter eats a donut, and meets a grumpy prince, who suffers a footwear malfunction. Meanwhile, the town's mayor and royal security guard are getting it on in the snow.
Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Saturday Oct 31, 2020
Saturday Oct 31, 2020
In this very special Snark Attack episode, Austin learns how to pronounce pianist, Tara declares her undying love for Luke MacFarlane, and we discuss Margot's thick hands.
Join us for miniEpisode 3 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.