Hallmark Snark

SE7 Haul Out the Holly

One of the silliest and most fun movies we've seen from Hallmark. Still...we had some questions. Is a cul-de-sac the right place for a tree lighting or Christmas carnival? How long has Pamela lived in this neighborhood? Will Ned find a good therapist? How does a Santa sprain his lap? 

Also, we share our week 5 movie rankings for Inventing the Christmas Prince, Three Wise Men and a Baby, When I Think of Christmas, and Long Lost Christmas.

Join us for Episode 7 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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S4E6 Three Wise Men and a Baby

This was a movie made for the heteros. A thirst trap comedy with great comedic delivery and even less feminism. We laughed, we cringed, but overall we worried about the safety of the baby.

Also, we share our week 4 movie rankings for In Merry Measure, The Royal Nanny, Christmas at the Golden Dragon, and Our Italian Christmas Memories.

Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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S4E5 In Merry Measure

This one is for all the people who wished that Pitch Perfect had been a made-for-tv Christmas movie. We learn that high schoolers can sing in complex harmonies with no effort and a leading men can wear glasses.

Also, we share our week 3 movie rankings for A Magical Christmas Village; Lights, Camera, Christmas; All Saints Christmas; and A Maple Valley Christmas.

Join us for Episode 5 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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S4E4 Lights, Camera, Christmas

A woman is roped into working as a costume director on a movie set under questionable conditions and then turns down two other jobs with similarly questionable conditions. Hallmark is making fun of itself with this one!

Also, we share our week 2 movie rankings for A Cozy Christmas Inn, Jolly Good Christmas, Ghosts of Christmas Always, and Christmas Bedtime Stories.

Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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S4E3 A Cozy Christmas Inn

This one is all about the tea with CCB. Honestly, Lauren was lucky to get out before Andy's poor business decisions dragged her down. Erica, now knows the family secret and there's no getting out. I guess, that's Garland for ya! 

Also, we share our week 1 movie rankings for Noel Next Door, We Wish You a Married Christmas, A Kismet Christmas, and We Need a Little Christmas.

Join us for Episode 3 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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S4E2 Noel Next Door Wrap Up

The most sympathetic Scrooge of all time encounters dozens of jerks and one physics-defying bunny. Also, tampons? And we introduce our new tiered ranking system for the season!

Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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S4 Hallmark Snark Countdown to Christmas 2022 Preview Special

We are kicking off season four of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2022 preview special.

Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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S3E6 Nantucket Noel Snark Attack

Snark Attack! Our leading female owns an unsuccessful toy store that’s sinking into the ocean. She’s betrayed by her friends who sell out to a man who works too much and has a shoplifting daughter. Sadly, there were no actual mermaids in this one. 

Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventures into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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S3E5 My Christmas Family Tree Wrap Up

This movie had one of the biggest plot holes of all time and was an ad for the worst ancestry/DNA website in the world.  We were on the edge of our seats waiting to see how it would all be resolved. Spoiler - they just ignored the results. Who needs science when you have photographs and scanadian love?

Join us for Episode 5 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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S3E4 Next Stop Christmas Wrap Up

Angie, a successful neurosurgeon, realizes she shouldn't have focused on her career of saving lives, but rather spending more time with her family at Christmas.  Luckily a time traveling train takes her back to common sense and the love of her life. Also, there's an actual Christmas magic worm hole in this one. Choo Choo! 

Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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