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Podcast for the #hallmarkies who are also #hallsnarkies. Love is love, even if it’s aggressively heteronormative made-for-tv Christmas love. Join Tara and Austin as they lovingly snark on the Hallmark Christmas movie lineup. Instagram/Twitter/Facebook @HallmarkSnark or visit HallmarkSnark.com
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Saturday Oct 22, 2022
Saturday Oct 22, 2022
We are kicking off season four of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2022 preview special.
Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
Tuesday Dec 07, 2021
Tuesday Dec 07, 2021
Snark Attack! Our leading female owns an unsuccessful toy store that’s sinking into the ocean. She’s betrayed by her friends who sell out to a man who works too much and has a shoplifting daughter. Sadly, there were no actual mermaids in this one.
Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventures into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Saturday Dec 04, 2021
Saturday Dec 04, 2021
This movie had one of the biggest plot holes of all time and was an ad for the worst ancestry/DNA website in the world. We were on the edge of our seats waiting to see how it would all be resolved. Spoiler - they just ignored the results. Who needs science when you have photographs and scanadian love?
Join us for Episode 5 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Sunday Nov 14, 2021
Sunday Nov 14, 2021
Angie, a successful neurosurgeon, realizes she shouldn't have focused on her career of saving lives, but rather spending more time with her family at Christmas. Luckily a time traveling train takes her back to common sense and the love of her life. Also, there's an actual Christmas magic worm hole in this one. Choo Choo!
Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Friday Nov 05, 2021
Friday Nov 05, 2021
This should have been a story about coyotes, but instead it was about marmots, lesbians, and parents who just want to retire. Oh, and there was a man, Dylan, and a woman, Paige, who decided to go into business together and start dating after a week.
Join us for Episode 3 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Wednesday Nov 03, 2021
Wednesday Nov 03, 2021
Olivia can taste dirt and Jack doesn't believe in diversifying crops. Together, these two tree heads save the town's Christmas tree lighting from our first true Hallmark villain and his twin henchman. Side note - neither you or me were in this movie, so the title confused us a lot.
Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Tuesday Oct 26, 2021
Tuesday Oct 26, 2021
We are kicking off season three of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2021 preview special. Sadly there were not any Candy Cam Christmas balls this year.
Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
Sunday Jan 03, 2021
Sunday Jan 03, 2021
Welcome back to part two of #TheSnarkies, a podcast award show honoring all the snarkiness of the Hallmark Christmas movie season with co-hosts Bad Christmas Movie Bingo.
Join us this episode as we award winners for many hilarious categories such as Best Bad Christmas Movie Bingo Movie, FA-LA-LA-LA Fashion Fails, Problematic Props, and finally crown the viewers' and editors' choice winners for Most Annoyingly Good and Most Snarkable Movies of the season.
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And be sure to check out badchristmasmoviebingo.com and follow them at @badxmasbingo on Twitter and Instagram.
Friday Jan 01, 2021
Friday Jan 01, 2021
Introducing #TheSnarkies, a podcast award show honoring all the snarkiness of the Hallmark Christmas movie season with co-hosts Bad Christmas Movie Bingo.
Join us in this episode for part one of The Snarkies where we highlight the top snarkable moments of the season, reveal the most obvious COVID hair, decide which Hallmark trend should retire, award longest movie title, and crown which Hallmark character is worst at work.
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And be sure to check out badchristmasmoviebingo.com and follow them at @badxmasbingo on Twitter and Instagram.
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
In this royal holiday romp, everyone in the kingdom of Ancadia relearns a creepy and dark Christmas carol, while Lila teaches the future king, Whitaker, how to rule his land using a wishing horse. Be sure to wait until the third time around on the carousel or your wish won't come true!
Join us for Episode 17 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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