Hallmark Snark

Celeste is giving knock-off CCB vibes, with enough desperation and hyperfixation to make men scatter on sight. And then there's Max, a football coach with all the focus of a puppy—"What's that? A random reindeer fact? Naval historical fiction?" While she wasn’t a character we could root for, we had to agree with her on buffet etiquette. This love may not be built to last, but hey, at least she got her new telescope. We were all in for the trivia, but by the third act, things really stalled (still don’t understand how they justified that baking montage?). More Ruby and a few more prayers from the nun might have saved this one!

Join us for Episode 8 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.

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Back with another minisode, where we’re ranking this weekend’s holiday movies—A Carol for Two, Our Holiday Story, and Holiday Mismatch—in our scientifically snarky tier system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!

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Welcome to Someplace, Vermont, where straight people find every way to avoid talking about who they are or how they feel, and where $25 apparently saves 10 children—what a deal! This is a story of “when you know, you know,” except… when you don’t, you still do? We had a lot of questions with this one, like, is the daughter trying to kill off her boyfriend by not telling anyone he has a fatal nut allergy? This might be the longest love story ever told, but certainly has the classic Hallmark Christmas feeling.

Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.

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Back with another minisode, where we’re ranking this weekend’s holiday movies—Operation Nutcracker, The Christmas Charade, and The 5-Year Christmas Party—in our scientifically snarky tiered ranking system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!

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One of the most snarkable movies we’ve seen in a long time, featuring a top-five snarkable moment—a five-story, one-handed rope slide (rope burn, anyone?) into a Christmas inflatable. So many twists in this one our necks hurt (her parents were also FBI agents??). Tara learned she wouldn’t make it as a spy due to her inability to pocket text—guess she’ll have to stick to her Hallmark job as a librarian. And glad to know if we ever need to break into a 24/7 secure vault, all we need is a precisely timed gingerbread cookie delivery. This plot unravels if you look at it for more than a second, but it’s so ridiculous you can’t help but watch.

Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.

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It’s the debut of our snark-filled minisode! This week, we’re putting three holiday contenders—'Twas the Date Before Christmas, Holiday Crashers, and Scouting for Christmas—through the ultimate ranking test. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re dishing out the verdicts on what’s worth watching, what’s just watchable, and what’s only good for a snark-fest. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!

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If you’ve ever wondered what Wedding Crashers would look like dipped in Christmas glitter and wrapped in a Hallmark bow, look no further. While Toni and Justin are two bland bananas, Justin’s hair definitely deserves its own IMDb page. We’re still not sure how he managed to get past all the lying—or maybe he’s just really into F1 and doula role-playing. The real question is: what kind of credit card debt does Bri have, and does Vinny make enough to cover her shopping addiction?

Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.

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We're back and kicking off season six of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2024 preview special.

Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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Ever thought, this science exhibit needs more Christmas? If so, and you're in Kansas, you must check out this hub-of-the-community planetarium featuring reindeer rockets, 90s clip art, and shopping mall NASA. Nothing says Kansas like curling.

Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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We are kicking off season five of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2023 preview special.

Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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